Santa's Favorite Stocking Stuffer

I wrote a letter to Santa because I still believe. Don't you? I told him that I was craving the best ass in the world, and if he and his elves could help me out, that was my Christmas wish. And guess what? A pretty package showed up in my room today, and inside was Savannah Bond! Turns out, Mr. Claus has excellent taste. Merry Christmas!