female footballers rub their pussies instead of playing football

So, how was your night last night?

It was good, babe. Yeah, it was good. What about you?

Yeah, it wasn't too bad. There wasn't much action going on, if you know what I mean.

Oh dear, no shooting, no scoring.

Well, I was thinking of other stuff. You know these guys, they always think they're hot shots, being footballers and all.