I am getting so bored of fucking you

So, I have something I need to talk to you about.

No, it's nothing bad really. I mean, I think it's important to be like really open and

honest with each other. And I'm so bored. I'm sorry. I'm just so, so bored of fucking

you. Like, it's just so heteronormative and vanilla and it's...

So I was wondering if you could do something for me.