I have a big strapon cock ready for your ass

I have a little surprise for you today. I think you're gonna love it.

Oh, you wanna know what it is? Well, it's right down here.

I know you like it when I fuck you with a strap on.

I bet you're totally into it. And I have a nice purple cock just to match my purple outfit.

So, why don't you just bend over and I'll force... no, I have a better idea.