Spread your legs and brace yourself

Get up here, get real close and real personal, because I'm going to kick you in the nuts.

Now ever since I was little, I knew how to go right for the sweet spot.

I would just go up to the **********s and just kick them, and kick them, and they'd fall to the ground.

They would cry like little bitches, and then as I got older I ended up doing it sometimes as well.

Who would have thought?