You Are The Most Pathetic Man I’ve Ever Met

Hey fucker. So I think you've been a little bit too much of a pervert lately and I think

we need to do something about this. And I know, you think I'm gonna be like, "We need

to lock you up and put you in a cage." But you know, that only really works for perverts

like you for so long and then afterwards, well, you just leak out like fuckin' sperm

out of your cock anyways and then it gets really nasty trying to take the cage off your